2. You're driving with a friend and need to stop for gas. You... Calculate how much everyone owes you for gas, depending on which share-a-ride lot you picked them up at. Ask your friend to join you a 60 second meditation ritual while filling up the tank. Hunt around with your buddy for spare change, until you have a few bucks to get you enough gas for now. Act like a nut until your friend tires of your shenanigans and gets out to pump the gas. Wave your SpeedPass and get the job done quickly. Take the gas nozzle and put it in the gas tank carefully, only to have the gas spill out everywhere.
3. You have to make a hairy left turn at a very busy intersection with no light. What's the best way to do this? You make sure that you are completely clear. You check once more. You shake the turn signal vigorously, hoping it will engage for you. You sweat it a little, but wait long enough to get a decent opening. You've done this left turn hundreds of times. You could do it in your sleep. In fact, you dream of this exact left turn. No problem. You have the inner coping skills to deal with this. You just finesse your way into the intersection. You zoom on out into the intersection right away. Who would be foolish enough to hit you? You have your friends get out and do a Chinese fire drill.
4. When driving on a highway, you normally... Set your cruise control at five over and kick back. Set your inner cruise control and get into the car's rhythm. Drive as fast as possible, unless there is someone you're trying to mess with. Usually there is someone you're trying to mess with. Drive fast! That's what highways are for. Drive erratically. You often forget to check your speedometer or the posted speed limit. Sometimes you slow down when you feel you are going too fast, just in case a cop is around. Later you speed up again if too many people are tailing you. Drive with the flow of traffic, usually in the middle or right hand lane.
5. You're approached by another driver who wants to race you on a deserted road late at night. You know cops are always around in this area. You... Turn him down knowing you will get caught by the cops, causing you to lose your licence. Find yourself agreeing to race him, hoping that getting arrested might excuse you from work tomorrow. Hesitate to say yes because you know you'll either lose or crash. Go for it. You've waited sixteen years for this... Wholeheartedly agree to race the guy only on the grounds that the loser has to give up his car. You then race as dirty as possible, causing him to get scared and lose. Agree, but only if you do things a little different: the slowest driver wins the race.
6. One of the things you keep in your car no matter what is... Just one thing? I live out of my car! A flashlight so if you run into trouble at night, you can see what is going on. A jack and spare tire CD's of chanting monks and Indian music A knife so you can slash someone's tires. You never know who might deserve your wrath today. Books on tape
7. Your dream car... Has the highest vehicle safety ratings Fits in a bunch of freaks - something like an old station wagon taxi Holds lots of car pool buddies with good gas mileage, a VW sedan Is a reliable late model Japanese car Is a breezy convertible that you can drive along the coast Is a bitchin' Camaro!
8. When you wash your car do you... Wash the car but with the passengers's side window down. If your friend calls shotgun, he's going to suffer. Run it through the automated car wash every Sunday. Your coworkers are always impressed by how snazzy your car looks each week. Washing the car wastes water. You prefer to leave that job to nature. You don't wash your car. You're afraid of messing up the paint job. Wash your own and a few others. It's a great part time job! Get it done at that local no touch car wash place. You've got a buy five, get one free card.
